Saturday, January 26, 2013

How you know you're not in India

I actually wrote this one (or started) back in November when we went to the states. Better late than never, right?


You can see the sun and sky
People drive in lanes
There aren't people driving the wrong way on a one way
Motorcyclists wear helmets and don't transport large objects or families
There are no cows in the middle of the road
Dogs aren't wearing people clothing
Goats aren't wearing blazers
The fog you see is actually fog and not pollution
60 degrees is not considered freezing weather
You can brush your teeth with tap water
When you have a hard time deciding where to eat, it's because you have a lot of choices not because you're trying to figure out which one won't give you Delhi Belly

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